Whiny, Gay Easter Warriors

Wah, wah, wah!

First, they decided to wage a War on Easter. It's what they threatened to do, and they did it. Gay, lesbian and bi-sexual families laid siege to the White House, demanding tickets to the Annual Easter Egg Roll, which takes place on Monday.

They got the tickets. The White House actually gave these people tickets to interact with children on the White House lawn!

The fact that they got the tickets wasn't good enough for them, though. Not this crowd. They wanted a specific kind of ticket, and since they didn't get it, they're raising hell.

All of those who spent hours waiting in line got tickets.

But members of the Family Pride Coalition said they received some of the first timed-entry tickets distributed, but they are for noon, well after the 8 a.m. start. Members of the coalition believe it was an effort to keep them away from the high-profile opening of the event with first lady Laura Bush.

The White House said a large contingent of youth volunteers were given tickets for the opening, but all families are welcome to attend.

Critics of the gay and lesbian initiative said it's inappropriate to use a children's event to make a political statement.

However, Jennifer Chrisler, executive director of the Family Pride Coalition said it's only being made political by people "pushing an agenda of discrimination."

The White House said all families are welcome to attend the Easter Monday event.

Members of the coalition believe it was an effort to keep them away from the high-profile opening of the event with first lady Laura Bush.

Well, duh! What did they expect? You think First Lady Laura Bush should have to pollute her beautiful mind with the thought of what those people do when they're together? I wouldn't let them in at all, but the White House, in a definate show of Compassionate Conservatism, decided to love the sinner and hate the sin. That's why they got the tickets! So what, if they don't get to roll their eggs before noon? So what?

Quit whining!

Weep, America. Weep for Tom DeLay!

The liberals continue their efforts to destroy Team America, even while the country is at war.

The Army of Angels has lost one of its mightiest, most holey warriors.

Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex.), a primary architect of the Republican majority who became one of the most powerful and feared leaders in Washington, told House allies last night that he will give up his seat rather than face a reelection fight that appears increasingly unwinnable.

The decision came three days after Tony C. Rudy, his former deputy chief of staff, pleaded guilty to conspiracy and corruption charges, telling federal prosecutors of a criminal enterprise being run out of DeLay's leadership offices. Rudy's plea agreement did not implicate DeLay in any illegal activities, but by placing the influence-buying efforts of disgraced Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff directly in DeLay's operation, the former aide may have made an already difficult reelection bid all but out of reach.

DeLay, who will turn 59 on Saturday, did not say precisely when he would step down, but under Texas law he must either die, be convicted of a felony, or move out of his district to be removed from the November ballot. DeLay told Time magazine that he is likely to change his official residence from Sugar Land, Tex., to Alexandria by the end of May. He said he informed President Bush of his decision yesterday afternoon.

"This had become a referendum on me," he told Time in an article posted on the magazine's Web site last night. "So it's better for me to step aside and let it be a referendum on ideas, Republican values and what's important for this district."

The disgusting liberals (yes, YOU, Ronnie Earle!!!) are even driving him out of his beloved Texas!

If there is another attack on America, we know who to blame, liberals. We will hold you accountabel..

Ditto

Sorry, Anita, but I gotta go with Mikey on this one.

This could almost make me re-think the whole Unitarian Executive thing. I mean, friggin' Dubai?

Why don't we just elect Osama Ben Laden mayor of New York?

"Take his word for it...?"

"I don't know how it will turn out, but we can't go wrong by presenting a united front in support of our president."

For the record, and despite my personal affection for her, I think Anita is out of her motherfucking mind.

UAE Port Deal

For the record, and despite the uproar from undercover RINOs like Denny Hastert, I think we need to trust the president on this one.

Republican lawmakers should take Mr. Bush's word for it when he says:

They ought to listen to what I have to say about this," the president said after inviting pool reporters on his plane back to his compartment to talk. "They ought to look at the facts, and understand the consequences of what they're going to do. But if they pass a law, I'll deal with it, with a veto."

Bush said he did not consider this a political fight and stressed that he felt the sale had been carefully vetted for security concerns.

I don't know how it will turn out, but we can't go wrong by presenting a united front in support of our president.

VICTORY!!

Thank you, President Bush for leading us into the promised land. With the ascension of Mr. Justice Alito to the Supreme Court, our long trek through the wilderness is over. Free at last! FREE AT LAST!!

What are the fruits of our victory? Oh, my friends let us count the ways!

• Abortion - DEAD



• Gay Rights - DEAD



• Frivolous Lawsuits - DEAD



• Affirmative Action - DEAD



• Socialized Medicine - DEAD



• Separation of Church and State - DEAD

Breathe deep the fragrant air of FREEDOM, fellow conservatives. This moment belongs to us. This moment belongs to the patriots who have never wavered from their belief in and pursuit of an America that cherishes Moral Values and the Free Market. Liberalism is dead. It belongs to the ashbin of history. Justice Alito will show us the way. Thank you, President Bush. Thank you!

Brokeback Maryland II

The FRC's Tony Perkins issued the following statement on the activist Maryland judge who devalued marriage by striking down the tradition of "one man-one woman" marriage.

"Just as they have in numerous other states, another aberrant judge has launched a judicial assault on the bedrock of our society. We now look to the Maryland Appeals Court to restore some sanity to the judicial process and overturn yesterday's court decision for if it is upheld will wreak havoc on our society, redefining the institution of marriage and denying children a mother or a father.

"This is emblematic of a concentrated effort across the country to cause social upheaval by abusing our court system. Groups such as the American Civil Liberties Union, who represented the plaintiffs, have also been instrumental in similar suits across the country.

"This ruling will bolster efforts in Congress to vote on and pass a Marriage Protection Amendment. Many states, including Maryland and neighboring Virginia, are moving forward to place marriage protection amendments on state ballots. This judicial assault reinforces the need to fully protect marriage before the next judicial attack on society's most basic institution."

We are appalled by the threat to American families embodied in this hedonistic ruling. The "if it feels good, do it" mentality has no business in American courtrooms. If men have the right to marry men and women have the right to marry women, then the traditional marriages of men and women have absolutely no meaning. American families deserve better than this.

Brokeback Maryland

Mary-land is about to go the way of Kerry-land (Massachussettes) and let men marry men, women marry women, and bicycles marry billy goats.

Liberal activist Judge M. Brooke Murdock has struck down a state law against same-sex marriage.

... Murdock ruled in favor of 19 homosexual men and women who claimed in a lawsuit that the same-sex marriage ban violates equal rights and due process provisions of Maryland's constitution.

"After much study and serious reflection," wrote Murdock in Friday's ruling, "this court holds that Maryland's statutory prohibition against same-sex marriage cannot withstand this constitutional challenge."

She said the law violates the Maryland Declaration of Rights because it discriminates against a "suspect class" based on gender.She said the law "is not narrowly tailored to serve any compelling governmental interests."

What about families, judge? Aren't they a "compelling interest?" What about the church? Isn't it a compelling interest? What about values? If this is a Christian nation, which it is, then it is up to the judges to enforce pro-family laws, not throw them out.

How can Maryland say that it values families when marriage itself is devalued?

Thankfully, the state is appealing this ruling, which amounts to nothing more than communist tyranny. Christians with traditional marriages deserve better.

Snicker

Anita,

Mr. President, victory is yours. We thank you. We love you.

Need a date, or something? ;-)

Seriously, though, I agree with every word.

Osama on the Run - Thank you, President Bush!

George W. Bush is winning the War on Terror. Osama Bin Laden is weakened and on the run.

Despite his threats against the United States and the Europeans (old and new), what truley sticks out about his taped message Thursday is this:

"We don't mind offering you a long-term truce on fair conditions that we adhere to. We are a nation that God has forbidden to lie and cheat. So both sides can enjoy security and stability under this truce so we can build Iraq and Afghanistan, which have been destroyed in this war."

Nobody who thinks he can win would offer his enemy a truce.

The New York Sun agrees, writing:

It would be nice to think that this would present an opportunity for the antiwar crowd to reconsider its approach. For it is clear that Al Qaeda has underestimated not only the president but also the American people. Far from bin Laden's boasts that his holy warriors are succeeding, his offer of truce is an act of desperation. After all the terror Al Qaeda has sought to inflict in Iraq and Afghanistan, it has been unable to prevent successive and successful elections and the writing of constitutions.

Mr. President, victory is yours. We thank you. We love you.